Hey! It's Been a While!

It's been a while. It's been a while, right? I feel like I haven't blogged in a really long time. Sure, there was a few simple posts here and there but it's been a while since I really, like, blogged.

How have you been? Are you still training for that marathon? What are you up to now, the 8-minute mile? Seven!? Wow. I can go that fast, too. Well... in my car. Haha jokes. Remember when we used to joke?

Things are good for me. I'm a little behind on laundry and Twitter but that's probably my only big issue happening in my life. I've become obsessed with puppy cams lately. I wish UCB Comedy had a puppy cam, but that would mean I would have to take care of puppies. To be honest, I do a lot of drastic things when I don't go grocery shopping and when a girl is hungry a GIRL IS HUNGRY. You know what I mean? Jokes again. Oh, uh, I was hinting that I would eat a puppy if I was- you know what? Nevermind. It doesn't matter.

Joe Wengert made Penny Pizza for UCBComedy.com. That was cool. Aubrey Plaza is in it. She's supercool.

Oh, and there's Love Coupon by Angela Trimbur. Remember when we used to do that? Love coupons? You still owe me a foot massage, but, blah, that's all in the past.

Anyway, I should go. Yeah, I should probably go. I should just g-

Thanks, CC Insider!

Comedy Central knows their comedy. Heck, it's even in the title. So we're very appreciative and humbled by the kind words given by Gonzalo Cordova at the Comedy Central Insider blog. Thanks, Gonzalo and Comedy Central!

For All You Utilitarians Out There...

So, this video was totally featured on Gawker the other day. I love you, Dov.

Movie Review Headline Suggestions: 6/5/09

Reviewers, feel free to use any of these. Just give me credit. And monies.
Note: These are not based on my actual opinions, but the general consensus of critics.

The Hangover:

Hang an 'A+' On This Summer Comedy Hit!

I'm Hungover From The Hangover!

Over and Above the Best Comedy So Far This Year!

We Were Hangin' After The Hangover, and I Couldn't Believe It Was Already Over!

I Have A Drinking Problem, So It's Good To Know I'm Not Alone!

Land of the Lost:

Lost Cause

Don't Land Your Butt in a Theatre Seat For This One

More Like Land of the Really Lost!

There Were Dinosaurs and Things, and Really Will Ferrell is a Funny Dude, but This Movie's Not So Great

Away We Go:

Away We Go to a Delightful Little Film!

Maya Rudolph, You Go, Girl!

Is That The Dude From The Office With a Beard?



Thank you, America! I'll be here all night.

100 Posts!

This is UCB Comedy's 100th post. Yay!

It's totally crazy. A sequel to Drag Me to Hell is already in the works. Some of it has even been shot and guess what people? You can watch it right here!