Question 1: Math
Miguel liked Saw VI more than Saw II, but less than Saw III. He also liked Saw IV more than Saw V, but less than Saw II. Additionally, he liked Saw I better than Saw III. On top of that, Hostel Part II sucked.
How does Miguel rank the Saw movies and the crappy Hostel sequel, from best to worst?
(A) Saw I, Saw III, Saw IV, Saw II, Saw VI, Saw V, Hostel Part II
(B) Saw I, Saw VI, Saw III, Saw V, Saw II, Saw IV, Hostel Part II
(C) Saw I, Saw III, Saw VI, Saw II, Saw IV, Saw V, Hostel Part II
(D) Saw I, Saw 3, Saw VIII, Saw II, Saw XFL, Saw MCMIV, Hostel: First Blood Part II
Question 2: Grammar
Read the following sentence, and choose the answer that would best replace the part in italics.
Jon Gosselin is a total douchebag.
(A) not a former star of any television series on TLC
(B) a raccoon
(C) not Jon Gosselin
(D) a total douchebag (no change)
Question 3: Reading Comprehension
Read the following passage from New Moon.
"Before you, Bella, my life was like a moonless night. Very dark, but there were stars, points of light and reason....And then then you shot across my sky like a meteor. Suddenly everything was on fire; there was brilliancy, there was beauty."
Based on the passage, the Twilight series is:
(A) poorly written
(B) retarded
(C) more like HAWTly written and retarded HAWT!!1
(D) all of the above
'Kay, pencils down. How'd you do? Hopefully well, otherwise you won't get into Barnett College, which leads the nation in professors that kill nazis and uncover ridiculous alien artifacts.
"Well, I was sort of in the middle of releasing a horde of souls from the Ark of the Covenant upon a Nazi platoon, but sure, I'd love to read the first draft of your lousy honor thesis."
Answer Key: 1. E, 2. E, 3. E
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