Hey! It's Been a While!

It's been a while. It's been a while, right? I feel like I haven't blogged in a really long time. Sure, there was a few simple posts here and there but it's been a while since I really, like, blogged.

How have you been? Are you still training for that marathon? What are you up to now, the 8-minute mile? Seven!? Wow. I can go that fast, too. Well... in my car. Haha jokes. Remember when we used to joke?

Things are good for me. I'm a little behind on laundry and Twitter but that's probably my only big issue happening in my life. I've become obsessed with puppy cams lately. I wish UCB Comedy had a puppy cam, but that would mean I would have to take care of puppies. To be honest, I do a lot of drastic things when I don't go grocery shopping and when a girl is hungry a GIRL IS HUNGRY. You know what I mean? Jokes again. Oh, uh, I was hinting that I would eat a puppy if I was- you know what? Nevermind. It doesn't matter.

Joe Wengert made Penny Pizza for UCBComedy.com. That was cool. Aubrey Plaza is in it. She's supercool.

Oh, and there's Love Coupon by Angela Trimbur. Remember when we used to do that? Love coupons? You still owe me a foot massage, but, blah, that's all in the past.

Anyway, I should go. Yeah, I should probably go. I should just g-