OH MY GOD TWITTER IS DOWN RIGHT NOW!!!!!!

You guys.

Twitter is down right now.

Why is Twitter down right now? What am I going to do with myself now that Twitter is down right now?

Jesus Christ, what have I done before Twitter was ever invented? Oh God, I have no idea.

Light things on fire? Did I just consistently light things on fire before I knew I could just Tweet my anger instead using actual flames to metaphorically ignite it?

Oh geez, it's been two minutes I have no idea what kind of ice cream Arianna Huffington is going to treat herself after lunch today because today is obviously ice cream Tuesday over at Huffington Post Headquarters. I knew that from Twitter. But now I can't know things anymore. NATHAN FILLION - WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SHOW ON ADULT SWIM?!?!?!?

I'll never know...

I'll never know....

I'll just never ever never ever never ever-

Oh wait. Twitter's up and running now.

Fair and Balanced

On Tax Day, Matty posted a blog and featured a link to President Barack Obama's Homepage. Now, I know that he was already elected president, but as a UCBComedy.com blogger, I feel it is my duty to make sure each and every one of our posts are fair and balanced.

Not everyone voted for Obama and not every agrees with his leadership. UCBcomedy.com strives to be as unbiased as possible. Therefore, here is a link, that we fully support, that offers a fair balance to our previous posting of a pro-Obama link.