Twitter is down right now.
Why is Twitter down right now? What am I going to do with myself now that Twitter is down right now?
Jesus Christ, what have I done before Twitter was ever invented? Oh God, I have no idea.
Light things on fire? Did I just consistently light things on fire before I knew I could just Tweet my anger instead using actual flames to metaphorically ignite it?
Oh geez, it's been two minutes I have no idea what kind of ice cream Arianna Huffington is going to treat herself after lunch today because today is obviously ice cream Tuesday over at Huffington Post Headquarters. I knew that from Twitter. But now I can't know things anymore. NATHAN FILLION - WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SHOW ON ADULT SWIM?!?!?!?
I'll never know...
I'll never know....
I'll just never ever never ever never ever-
Oh wait. Twitter's up and running now.
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5 years ago