Movie Review Headline Suggestions: 5/29/09

Reviewers, feel free to use any of these. Just give me credit. And monies.

Up:

Two Thumps Up for Up

Head Down to the Theatre and See Up

Up Is Really Good, Guys!

Pixar's Future: Looking Up

I'm The One Reviewer Who's Gonna Say They Don't Like Up!


Drag Me To Hell:

Drag Yourself to the Theatre For This One

Drag Me to Hell Is No Drag

Drag Me To Hell Is Really Good, Guys!

One Hell of a Good Time

Drag Me To Hell is Video, With Sound and Actors!


Okuribito (Departures):

Take A Departure From Typical American Tripe For This Great Foreign Film!

Okuribito, Bite My Burrito!

This Movie Has Subtitles So You're Not Gonna See It No Matter What I Say

Hey, Friend. Don't Cuss.

Those that know me well know that I'm not a cusser. Just don't do it. Not my style. I'll take a "frickin' a-hole" over a "frickin' a-hole" (pretend I didn't self-censor the latter) any day of the week. Especially Sundays, the day of the Lord, but also Thursdays, the day of Thor. My linguistic tendencies harken back to the early years of the Hayes Code, when not being openly obscene forced filmmakers to be creatively indirect and heavy on the innuendo, causing movies to actually be way more awesome. That's right, I'm a modern day Lubitsch, totally awesomer than all you kids who curse. I may also be a total tool, but like, an awesome tool.

Sort of like this kid...




Oh, and don't worry. Becky and I are already official members of the No Cussing Club.