Okay, I was just reading this thing on a blog that is not as nearly as good as this blog about Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens spotted going inside of a sex toy store!
I have my opinions about this hot teen couple and I think that just because they were spotted in a sex shop does not mean that they are sex-crazy maniacs just constantly making like bunnies.
Here is what I imagine the couple talked about just seconds before entering the sex store:
INT. MELROSE AVE. BETWEEN ALTA VISTA and POINSETTIA
ZAC: Where are you taking me? I'm scared.
VANESSA: It's fine. Ashley Tisdale told me about this store and I really think it will help us.
ZAC: But I already saw you naked once, do we have to do it again?
VANESSA: I want to have sex with you!
ZAC: Wait, that wasn't sex before?
VANESSA: No! The dance routine to "Mixin' My Turn" doesn't count as sex. How many times have I told you this?
ZAC: But what if someone sees us? Like every single one of my fans?
VANESSA: We're just walking in, buying a dental dam, and leaving! What's worse? Being caught in a sex store or being a child star who is pregnant caught in a sex store?
ZAC: My mom was pregnant once.
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