Obama's been president for several hours now. Let's see how he's doing.
Okay, so I still don't have a job. Mr. Everything's slacking off a bit there. Price of gas? Same price as yesterday, when we were mired deep in the tyrannical Bush regime. Strike two, 'Bama Slamma. And as I walk out on the street, I see... nope, the sidewalks aren't made of gold. Just regular ol' concrete. Come on, Barack of Gibraltar. What the heck are you doing with your time?
So far, I give Obama's presidency a score of one "bark!" out of five. Let's hope he improves over the coming days.
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